The Best of Hog Spam

Today we feature our occasional column The Best of Hog Spam – real “for true” spam that found its way to our mailbox. (Note: we’ve used a new Google App to uncover the spammers’ identities).

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#One day. Xiao Ming another class …. a sudden “rush”(fart) a cry!!sitting next to a small U.S. scolded and said: Xiao-Ming Ah ~ if you could not make a noise. (President Hu)

#My hubby has always said that he loves my mosquito-bite breasts, and I think that he would not prefer for me to have implants. Still` I made the decision to get them because I was very self conscious of my body. (Posh Spice)

#The shitstorm about who designed the MSN logo developed my day, why would everyone even want to individual up to that horrible turd. (Bill Gates)

#The plastic surgical procedure process known as rhinoplasty aids individuals in attaining nostril designs that satisfy them better. It is a very typically performed plastic material surgery. (Ray “The Nose” Romano)

#I have bookmarked your www , i read it often. Prohormones for sale (Tiger Woods)

#I uncovered your web page via search motors even when looking for for the connected topic, your web page demonstrated up up. give many as a consequence of you for the fabulous blog. Amazingg skills! hold on man, you rock! (Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Google)

#She’s too gorgeous to be true and you could never think she’s a first time model as she looks so sexy and yummy here. But she is and you are a click away from her naked view and hot fantastic body getting squeezed by two horny guys in front of cam! (Charlie Sheen)

#i can sum glen beck up in two words…nut job
(Glenn Beck’s momma)

#I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. (Bob Hope, circa 1923)

#I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? (Charlie Sheen)

#Man if i ever saw two racoons fighting over a blogs itd be this one, nicely done my friend. Keep it up. (Jim Carrey)

#Very well written blog. I love my ipad. When does the new ipad come out? (Steve Jobs)

#I need to ask a little discomforting thing to ask. I aware with the fact that the blue little pill that I am using is not good for the liver and not natural whatsoever. The lovely and free of worry times when I was liberally taking the little blue pill are dead. Currently, I am bothered to take it. I am asking myself sometimes, why there’s no such product for women? 🙂 ) So, I am in need for your help – is there a product that I can use in its place? I suppose that this inquiry is crucial not only for me but all adult men, and mainly for my friends. Thank you ahead, I prefer not to discover my actual name. (Anon … aka Charlie Sheen)

#recently i have problem which is usual of many of us ! what to do and how to go on living, I can not understood ((I stopped smiling at ALL!!!! 🙁 yes!!,i have bad teeth because of heredity … why me? Teeth is the first thing you see when meet anybody,or doing something like this, I found a solution in putting lumineers and i need to say it has guaranteed 100% result,also i think its a good decision (Jerry Lewis)

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2 Responses to “The Best of Hog Spam”

  1. Julia Gillard says:


    I was surfing the internet before speaking to your Senate today.

    Australia stands by its mates, and that includes HogsAtMySister.

    In its unique way, this website beautifully represents the mateship of Australia and America.

    Mates in peace and war, good times and bad times. Hogs and Roos.

    Good on ya.


    • hams says:

      We’re honored, Prime Minister, to have you visit our site, and delighted that you are so positive about America.

      We hope that you have a brilliant time in the US of A.

      And if you see VP Biden, please tell him for us, that he is a putz.


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