Posts Tagged world cup

10 reasons why World Cup "Football" will NEVER make it big in America

1) Soccer has finally “come out” and confirmed it is a gay sport. 2) Americans don’t give up. France became the first team in World Cup history to surrender. 3) Americans like collision sports (football) and even contact sports (basketball) but not “beautiful” sports. 4) Miley Cyrus would be a soccer WAG, if she had […]


Obama, Oprah and Mandela on the Line

President: Get me ‘O’ on the phone. White House Operator: Obama? President: I’M Obama. Get me the other ‘O’ – Oprah. White House Operator: Oh. RING RING RING O: Hello Barack, you been kicking anyone’s ass this morning? President: Very funny. You should be on television. Look, I need to get media off the BP […]