Posts Tagged White House

Lady Gaga 7-day Scandal Forecast – Doing Everything Slutty Everywhere

Hyperbolic megastar Lady Gaga had a lazy weekend, leading at Lollapalooza, pipping Usain Bolt at the tape in Stockholm, holing out ahead of Tiger at Bridgestone, saving mankind by repelling the solar tsunami and hatching baby owlettes live at the Owl Box. “I so wanted to sunbathe with Michelle Obama in Spain and expose my […]


Obama, Oprah and Mandela on the Line

President: Get me ‘O’ on the phone. White House Operator: Obama? President: I’M Obama. Get me the other ‘O’ – Oprah. White House Operator: Oh. RING RING RING O: Hello Barack, you been kicking anyone’s ass this morning? President: Very funny. You should be on television. Look, I need to get media off the BP […]