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10 Reasons Why Someone Like Me Should NOT Be Sold a Smart Phone

1. I was born in 1956. That was just before they invented dirt. 2. I do buttons. Like on shirts and old car radios. Smart Phones have scratchible touch screens. Oh yeah, and my left hand is a hook. 3. My previous staff voted unanimously, and were quite strident, that I never, on any occasion, […]