Posts Tagged taser

Emergency TSA Staff Meeting – Washington, D.C.

Big Sis addresses TSA team meeting to keep up morale, keep America safe, and share graphic scans of hot passengers.


Boosting Boring Oscars With Tasers, Paintball Guns

I’ve seen so many headlines about OTHER movie awards that I thought the Oscars were already over. I’m bored. But I’ll tune in if they: o Give Alec Baldwin a telephone and let him get all likkered up before the showo Give Sean Penn a large mallet to play ‘Whack The Mole’ with 100 paparazzio […]