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The Fence That Never Ends

Remember The Song that Never Ends, the children’s song that bores into your head and makes you insane? Well this is The Fence That Never Ends. If it looks like I am trying to fence a vast primordial jungle, that’s just distortion from the camera lens. My back yard is way bigger than that. By […]


10 Helpful Memory Tips To Combat Mid-Age Brainfarts

With age comes wisdom. Sadly, it comes about the same time as Alzheimers. So I thought I should write down 10 proven tips for combating Middle-Age Onset Brainfarts. 1. When you go to the mall, always park by the Pizza Hut. It doesn’t matter if you have to circle for hours. Just do it. Then […]