Posts Tagged Shitese

Crack Puppy Update!

Awhile back, we thought about setting fire to $100 bills. But that would take too long to drive us into bankruptcy. So we bought a Crack Puppy instead. Yesterday the GM Finance and I spent a fortune at the vet. But it’s all worth it, and the investment is already paying off BIG TIME.


Buying an Addictive Crack Puppy Is Way Better Than Cocaine!

We are NOT in the spending mode. Dare I say, we’re being cheapo. Which is why we have no business looking at puppies. No business whatsoever. Never mind that our house has been sooooooo quiet since Cassie had to be put down months ago. And since No. 1 son Eli, 22, went off to college […]