Posts Tagged ratings

Obama, Oprah and Mandela on the Line

President: Get me ‘O’ on the phone. White House Operator: Obama? President: I’M Obama. Get me the other ‘O’ – Oprah. White House Operator: Oh. RING RING RING O: Hello Barack, you been kicking anyone’s ass this morning? President: Very funny. You should be on television. Look, I need to get media off the BP […]


Oprah and Fergie’s Phone Tap Scandal

(May 2010) Oprah: Sarah dear, what on earth were you thinking? Fergie: Stand in line, Oprah. Go ahead and beat me up. I’ve been bagged by every journalist in the UK. Oprah: And shagged by every sailor in Wales! Fergie: Well, it takes a tart to know a tart… So what am I going to […]