Posts Tagged poop

10 Things You Really Should Know About New Zealand

1. They say “poo” instead of “poop” here, and “Zed” instead of the letter Z (which, deep down, probably explains a lot.) 2. New Zealand is NOT part of Australia. In fact, New Zealand is to Australia what Canada is to America, what Texas is to Oklahoma, what Dr Pepper is to Coke. Confusing the […]


I are a dog-training idjit. You?

Stupid owner = stupid dog. I have the scars to prove it. I think I was four when the neighbor’s collie dog put its crocodile-like mouth completely around my little body and chomped. I’d gotten a cowboy outfit for Christmas, including red boots and a rope. I wanted Duchess to walk around like a cow […]