Posts Tagged paris hilton


Live Chilean Mine Rescue Updates

(Read from bottom to top) Days later NPR fires 3 reporters who covered the Chilean mine rescue and called the miners “Chileans”. “We know racism when we see it,” said NPR’s PhD CEO III (D-NY). 3.46 a.m. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 3.45 a.m. BBC interrupts their LIVE CHILEAN RESCUE coverage to show a 3-hour-long Richard Attenborough doco on […]

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10 reasons why America has turned the corner. While riding a Segway. Aimed at a cliff.

1. Sarah Palin has writed a book. 2. George Bush has ridden hiz owen book. 3. There is speculation that Sarah Palin or George Bush may actually RID a book. 4. The Texas Rangers won their division. In baseball. The Rangers. 5. American teenagers, e.g. tomorrow’s workforce, complain they can’t concentrate long enough to send […]

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Top 10 Cures for Insomnia

1) Lie in bed and count Larry King’s ex-wives as they leap over his industrial strength hair. 2) Turn on the Glenn Beck program. On second thought, tune in this guy. Same programming. 3) Men, try to think of a single female politician that you’d like to have insomnia with, if you catch our drift, […]

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