Posts Tagged opt out


TSA, hookers to battle terrorists and prostate cancer

TSA and $500 hookers combine for terrorist pat downs and prostate checks

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TSA Named in Class-action Paternity Suit

TSA named in mass-paternity suit by thousands of air passengers. “Their DNA is all over it, if you know what we mean,” says the ACLU.

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Emergency TSA Staff Meeting – Washington, D.C.

Big Sis addresses TSA team meeting to keep up morale, keep America safe, and share graphic scans of hot passengers.

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Topple the TSA! A sure fire 10-point protest

Americans are outraged at the TSA’s groping, fondling and neck-licking – and that’s at the travel agent’s office. This 10-point passive resistance protest will topple the TSA regime before the holidays.

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TSA adopts neck-licking anti-terror screening; warns body cavity searches could follow on behind

TSA adopts neck licking to fight terror. Body cavity searches may follow on behind.

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