Caption: Selfie … which is why I normally wear a hat. (Editor’s note: This has been your high-brow humor for the day.) .
Read More...SHOUT me a beer. Good on ya, mate.
Caption: Selfie … which is why I normally wear a hat. (Editor’s note: This has been your high-brow humor for the day.) .
Read More...#The voices are telling me not to work, to stay on Twitter forever. I need another cuppa coffee. #Healthy body, healthy mind. And then you have Jack Black. #America, we are in desperate need of a hero, a man with courage and taste and overalls. I nominate… #Mitt Romney chides Obama’s Magical Misery Tour? Who […]
Read More...A shock Gallup poll shows that Happy Feet, the Emperor Penguin who washed up on a New Zealand beach, has extended his lead over Obama 47-39%. This despite “Happy Feet” not yet declaring his party affiliation or plans for the 2012 presidential campaign. And officials have yet to determine whether a penguin can legally run […]
Read More...(The biweekly, monthly, every-now-and-again Hog Tweet reruns, presented as a pubic public service ) # I know my backyard is primordial. But I swear I just saw a flying insect big enough to screw a chicken standing flat-footed. Worrying. # As Oz recovers from Oprah’s climate-changing visit, it’s good to see changing the world’s axis […]
Read More...Considering that everyone in the universe is now self-published on the interwebz, an epidemic of writer’s block might be a good thing. But nevertheless, here are 10 sure-fire ways to explode writer’s block, get way rich, and win at least nine Pulitzer prizes by noon. 1. Sit calmly. Think of peaceful things. Lakes, rivers, mountains. […]
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