Posts Tagged Oprah


Blobfish Caption

  Caption:   Selfie … which is why I normally wear a hat. (Editor’s note: This has been your high-brow humor for the day.) .

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Hog Tweets – Summer Edition

#The voices are telling me not to work, to stay on Twitter forever. I need another cuppa coffee. #Healthy body, healthy mind. And then you have Jack Black. #America, we are in desperate need of a hero, a man with courage and taste and overalls. I nominate… #Mitt Romney chides Obama’s Magical Misery Tour? Who […]

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Gallup Poll Shock: Happy Feet the GOP Penguin leads Obama

A shock Gallup poll shows that Happy Feet, the Emperor Penguin who washed up on a New Zealand beach, has extended his lead over Obama 47-39%. This despite “Happy Feet” not yet declaring his party affiliation or plans for the 2012 presidential campaign. And officials have yet to determine whether a penguin can legally run […]

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Top 10 Whac-A-Moles 2010 – PLUS 2011 WINNER!

I know, it’s really hard. Impossible even. Considering the year we’ve just had, how to narrow the field down to 10? Ten people who truly deserve to be Whac-A-Moled. With the giant mallet used by Thorgrim in Arnold’s first Conan movie. So from 10th (absolutely deserves to be Whac-A-Moled) to 1st (who should whacked, tarred […]

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Live Chilean Mine Rescue Updates

(Read from bottom to top) Days later NPR fires 3 reporters who covered the Chilean mine rescue and called the miners “Chileans”. “We know racism when we see it,” said NPR’s PhD CEO III (D-NY). 3.46 a.m. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 3.45 a.m. BBC interrupts their LIVE CHILEAN RESCUE coverage to show a 3-hour-long Richard Attenborough doco on […]

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Shock White House Resignation – Michelle steps down as First Lady

Another shock resignation has hit the Obama Administration, just weeks before an expected political train wreck in the mid-term elections. Michelle Obama has resigned as First Lady and is returning to the 2008 Presidential campaign when she was a key strategist for rising young superstar Sen. Barack Obama. An insider says, “Michelle absolutely loved the […]

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Shocking photo of Oksana Testifying Against Mel

Photo: Oksana, without makeup, gives secret testimony This exclusive surveillance photo, at left, was secretly snapped earlier today in court when Oksana Grigorieva provided shocking testimony against former lover, Mel Gibson. Her explosively, and pungent, evidence had previously been leaked – in high definition video and surround sound – to CNN, Fox News, ABC, NBC, […]

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