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HOG TREK — Boldly Going Where Only The Missus Has Gone Before

HOGS’ LOG HOGFLEET HOGDATE 3.11.2014 We put MissusFleet on a plane to Singapore 11 days ago.  Since then, we have boldly gone where only the Missus has gone before. Our Mission will end on tomorrow night when she returns, unless we have destroyed the house, and, potentially, the universe by then, because we have a […]


Venus & Mars and the Horking War

It is a very good thing that the Singaporean Missus and her sisters and brother will soon gather in Singapore, to bond, eat and walk around saying “soooooooo cheap”. Because otherwise, the Venus & Mars border clashes back in New Zealand would almost certainly escalate. We mention this because we were just enjoying a lazy […]