Posts Tagged Newt


Fergie Burgills for Oklahoma Snenates

As Nu Zillans enters the final days of our election, and America enters Day 17,000 of the 2012 campaign, I am reminded of a brutal summer spent electioneering in Oklahoma City. Must have been 1976, or thereabouts. My roommate was killing time before joining the Navy, and I was about to flee to Texas. No […]

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We Have It On Good Authority That…

* Sad and bereft Kim Kardashian did NOT consummate her brief marriage. So she is STILL a virgin. Wait. * Chaz Bono was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars on a fluke: every gay, lesbian and transgender person in America lost their iPhone that night and couldn’t vote. * If the U.S. Presidential election were […]

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