Posts Tagged moosedawg

I are a dog-training idjit. You?

Stupid owner = stupid dog. I have the scars to prove it. I think I was four when the neighbor’s collie dog put its crocodile-like mouth completely around my little body and chomped. I’d gotten a cowboy outfit for Christmas, including red boots and a rope. I wanted Duchess to walk around like a cow […]


We Just Buried Cassie. Sniff.

Well, we just buried Cassie. She almost made it to 12, despite life-long eye, skin and hip problems. About 3am she started screaming out in pain or fear. I assumed she must have caught her toenails in the carpet and sprained or popped out one of her wonky hips. We loaded her up with the […]