Posts Tagged middle age humor


Real Men Have Wolverine Toenails

  I have a hole new kind of writer’s block. I thought I would write something all clever, if not hysterical, while the Missus is grocery shopping. But I can’t think of anything except the fact that my left big toe is poking through a hole in my sock. This has occurred because a) the […]

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Message to Siemens Hearing Aids — WHAT?

Dear Dr Siemens, Sorry about your name. I bet your childhood was brutal. Anyway, as one of your customers of the “Huge Fricken’ Behind the Ear Grampa Model Hearing Aid”, we wanted to give you some “customer feedback” in the form of this email. Because we are not able to come to your office with […]

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In your mid-50s? Your Plumbing Leaks

I just added one more thing to the list of stuff you should not do on the north side of 50: crawling under your house looking for a water leak. There are two main reasons for this. 1) It’s really hard to get the cobwebs out of your hearing aids, pacemaker and artificial limbs. 2) […]

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