Posts Tagged michelle obama

TSA Named in Class-action Paternity Suit

TSA named in mass-paternity suit by thousands of air passengers. “Their DNA is all over it, if you know what we mean,” says the ACLU.


‘Set to Become World’s Most Powerful Woman?’

Oh Geez, with that headline, it has to be another story about Hillary Clinton, thought I. She’s always in the third world, doing Secretary of State stuff, trying to keep her husband away from soggy young female flood victims, and quietly sourcing sweatshop labor for her 2012 presidential run. Hillary has power, right? Then I […]