Posts Tagged Mark Zuckerberg


Facebook Launches Stupid New ‘Timeline’ In Sheepy, Unarmed New Zealand

New Zealand Facebook users will become the first worldwide to experience its new Timeline product over the next 24 hours. “We usually roll out new stuff in the U.S., to show our mommies first, but there are certain strategic advantages to using New Zealand,” says Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg. “Mainly, they have no guns and […]

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We Have It On Good Authority That…

* Sad and bereft Kim Kardashian did NOT consummate her brief marriage. So she is STILL a virgin. Wait. * Chaz Bono was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars on a fluke: every gay, lesbian and transgender person in America lost their iPhone that night and couldn’t vote. * If the U.S. Presidential election were […]

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