Posts Tagged lady gaga

Top 10 Whac-A-Moles 2010 – PLUS 2011 WINNER!

I know, it’s really hard. Impossible even. Considering the year we’ve just had, how to narrow the field down to 10? Ten people who truly deserve to be Whac-A-Moled. With the giant mallet used by Thorgrim in Arnold’s first Conan movie. So from 10th (absolutely deserves to be Whac-A-Moled) to 1st (who should whacked, tarred […]


Memo to Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones: Here’s your Top 10 shortlist for head coaching job

Ubersmart Dallas Cowboys Owner/Gm Jerry Jones has already shortlisted the 10 he’s really considering for his head coaching job. Lady Gaga, Peewee Herman and Mel Gibson head the list.


Lady Gaga 7-day Scandal Forecast – Doing Everything Slutty Everywhere

Hyperbolic megastar Lady Gaga had a lazy weekend, leading at Lollapalooza, pipping Usain Bolt at the tape in Stockholm, holing out ahead of Tiger at Bridgestone, saving mankind by repelling the solar tsunami and hatching baby owlettes live at the Owl Box. “I so wanted to sunbathe with Michelle Obama in Spain and expose my […]