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10 Tips for Rugby World Cup Visitors to New Zealand

1. Just to be clear. If our All Blacks don’t win the Cup this time, all 4.5 million of us kiwis will commit suicide. Do you really want that on your conscience? 2. We hope you enjoy our brilliant new rugby and entertainment facilities. They’re beaut. 3. Since you last visited NZ in 1987, when […]


10 props for New Zealand

10 reasons New Zealand is better: 1) Our defense force is led by non-nuclear Hobbits, Orcs and Ents. 2) Everyone wants to COME here, but we are so far away that only a SELECT FEW ever get here. 3) Kiwi Ernest Rutherford was first to split the atom, but we are a non-nuclear country (see […]