Posts Tagged Justin Bieber


Top 10 Whac-A-Moles 2010 – PLUS 2011 WINNER!

I know, it’s really hard. Impossible even. Considering the year we’ve just had, how to narrow the field down to 10? Ten people who truly deserve to be Whac-A-Moled. With the giant mallet used by Thorgrim in Arnold’s first Conan movie. So from 10th (absolutely deserves to be Whac-A-Moled) to 1st (who should whacked, tarred […]

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Live Chilean Mine Rescue Updates

(Read from bottom to top) Days later NPR fires 3 reporters who covered the Chilean mine rescue and called the miners “Chileans”. “We know racism when we see it,” said NPR’s PhD CEO III (D-NY). 3.46 a.m. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 3.45 a.m. BBC interrupts their LIVE CHILEAN RESCUE coverage to show a 3-hour-long Richard Attenborough doco on […]

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Chinese flock to New Zealand for auspicious 10/10/10 weddings amidst the sheep, hobbits and killer whales

An *Asian invasion is underway, with Chinese flooding into New Zealand to get hitched on October 10, 2010. 10/10/10 is a seriously auspicious day, according to a honeymoon tour organiser. “When used in a Chinese idiom, ‘shi quan shi mei’, 10 means perfection and flawlessness. Chinese believe getting married on the date means it will […]

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10 reasons why America has turned the corner. While riding a Segway. Aimed at a cliff.

1. Sarah Palin has writed a book. 2. George Bush has ridden hiz owen book. 3. There is speculation that Sarah Palin or George Bush may actually RID a book. 4. The Texas Rangers won their division. In baseball. The Rangers. 5. American teenagers, e.g. tomorrow’s workforce, complain they can’t concentrate long enough to send […]

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Obama, Oprah and Mandela on the Line

President: Get me ‘O’ on the phone. White House Operator: Obama? President: I’M Obama. Get me the other ‘O’ – Oprah. White House Operator: Oh. RING RING RING O: Hello Barack, you been kicking anyone’s ass this morning? President: Very funny. You should be on television. Look, I need to get media off the BP […]

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