Posts Tagged iran


Try to relax – ignore the al-Qaeda girdle monkey terrorists

Feeling a bit on edge? Not to worry. Have a warm cup of coco, put your feet up, and have a nice, relaxing read about current events. Then pack your guns and children in the sports utility vehicle and head to the bunker in South Dakota because of: Monkeys. The escalating arms race always worries […]

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Iran Robot Just like Sony’s, if You Don’t Count the Nukes

Iran has developed a human-like robot for “sensitive jobs,” according to a government newspaper. Soorena-2, named after an ancient Persian warrior, was unveiled by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who is slightly taller than the “4.7 feet” robot. “Walking slowly like human beings with regular arm and leg movements are among its characteristics,” the report said. “Such […]

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Ginormous Sky Fireball: I’m just sayin’…

EYEWITNESS QUOTE: “IT WAS SOMETHING ALARMING TO ME. I’VE SEEN SHOOTING STARTS BUT I’VE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING JETTING ACROSS THE SKY WITH FLAMES SHOOTING OFF OF IT.” Is it just me, or did the ginormous fireball over several Midwestern states make you wonder whether: – those pocket dictators in Iran and North Korea were showing […]

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The news comforts me yet…

– The young child who was allowed to direct traffic at JFK airport had ADULT SUPERVISION. No worries then, mate. – All 5,000 of the nekkid Aussies photographed outside the Sydney Opera House now have their kit back on. Many of them should not even SHOWER in the nude. In the Outback. At night. Ever. […]

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