Posts Tagged hogs ate my sister


Cricket – not a sport, not English, not out

New Zealand is not linked to the big island called Australia, but we were long ago infected with the Pome (“pohmy” which means Prisoner of Mother England) virus called “cricket”. Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun, and a cricket “test” can last five days. Really. At present, the Australians are […]

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Christmas is in the air, dead squirrels in the drive-thru

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Top 10 Reasons to Kiss a Pig. Or a Hog. We are not picky.

10 reasons to kiss a pig. And more. Go on…

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Top 10 Spambot Comments To Har For

Spambots and interwebz tards daily bombard this blog, based on key word searches and mental illness. Some are funny. The Engrish in many is amazing. Filth was deleted, except the unseemly first word below. 1. Cum See Our Hot teenage Babes (which is a tease, a link, filth, a link, slutty, a link… for 1,000 […]

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TSA, hookers to battle terrorists and prostate cancer

TSA and $500 hookers combine for terrorist pat downs and prostate checks

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TSA Named in Class-action Paternity Suit

TSA named in mass-paternity suit by thousands of air passengers. “Their DNA is all over it, if you know what we mean,” says the ACLU.

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Emergency TSA Staff Meeting – Washington, D.C.

Big Sis addresses TSA team meeting to keep up morale, keep America safe, and share graphic scans of hot passengers.

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