Cricket – not a sport, not English, not out

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Cricket – not a sport, not English, not out

By hams on Saturday, December 18th, 2010 | 4 Comments

New Zealand is not linked to the big island called Australia, but we were long ago infected with the Pome (“pohmy” which means Prisoner of Mother England) virus called “cricket”. Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun, and a cricket “test” can last five days. Really. At present, the Australians are […]

Christmas is in the air, dead squirrels in the drive-thru

By hams on Tuesday, December 14th, 2010 | 4 Comments

Top 10 Reasons to Kiss a Pig. Or a Hog. We are not picky.

By hams on Tuesday, December 7th, 2010 | 10 Comments

10 reasons to kiss a pig. And more. Go on…

Top 10 Spambot Comments To Har For

By hams on Tuesday, December 7th, 2010 | 4 Comments

Spambots and interwebz tards daily bombard this blog, based on key word searches and mental illness. Some are funny. The Engrish in many is amazing. Filth was deleted, except the unseemly first word below. 1. Cum See Our Hot teenage Babes (which is a tease, a link, filth, a link, slutty, a link… for 1,000 […]