A mass, unexplained, horrific epidemic of death has hit the world, sending officials and news crews scrambling for answers. First, thousands of blackbirds rained down from the skies above Beebe, Arkansas. Then hundreds of blackbirds were found dead in Pointe Coupee Parish: “some of which were lying face down, clumped in groups, while others were […]
Read More...I know, it’s really hard. Impossible even. Considering the year we’ve just had, how to narrow the field down to 10? Ten people who truly deserve to be Whac-A-Moled. With the giant mallet used by Thorgrim in Arnold’s first Conan movie. So from 10th (absolutely deserves to be Whac-A-Moled) to 1st (who should whacked, tarred […]
Read More...Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Blackie Sherrod… Judging by media reports, it would seem that the end of the world is near. Thousands of people are trapped at airports and could starve or spontaneously combust at any moment. Here’s a thought. If you plan on flying over Christmas, when there are blizzards, and ongoing […]
Read More...New Zealand is not linked to the big island called Australia, but we were long ago infected with the Pome (“pohmy” which means Prisoner of Mother England) virus called “cricket”. Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun, and a cricket “test” can last five days. Really. At present, the Australians are […]
Read More...(Dec 7-Nov 15 ish) Just because you kissed Arnold Ziffel does not mean you are pig-gay, not that there would be anything wrong with that. 23 minutes ago via web # Yes of course there is a joke about a pig with a wooden leg. And Sarah Palin. Duh. about 1 hour ago via web
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