New Zealand is not linked to the big island called Australia, but we were long ago infected with the Pome (“pohmy” which means Prisoner of Mother England) virus called “cricket”. Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun, and a cricket “test” can last five days. Really. At present, the Australians are […]
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Top 10 Spambot Comments To Har For
Spambots and interwebz tards daily bombard this blog, based on key word searches and mental illness. Some are funny. The Engrish in many is amazing. Filth was deleted, except the unseemly first word below. 1. Cum See Our Hot teenage Babes (which is a tease, a link, filth, a link, slutty, a link… for 1,000 […]
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