If that old romantic Rooster Cogburn were here, he’d look you right in the eyes, er, eye, and say: “Nothing says I love you like non-lethal self defense.” Thankfully, you don’t need to spend hours at the mall to find the perfect weapon for that special someone, when everything she’ll ever want to shock, blind […]
Read More...Feb. 4, 2011 – FLASH SUPER BOWL NEWS UPDATE – PREVIOUSLY DEAD NFL GREAT BRETT FAVRE WILL START AT QUARTERBACK FOR BOTH SUPER BOWL TEAMS AND PLAY DRUMS FOR THE BLACK EYED PEAS DURING HALFTIME! DEVELOPING. (Previously filed story, January 5, 2011, New York) — The NFL has announced that Brett Favre will start EVERY […]
Read More...The advertisement frequently at the top of this blog (the one that pays me if you click, yes that one) seems to have changed. Gone is Secret Exercises for a Flat Tummy. Replaced by 5 Foods You Should Never Eat … if you want to cut down on stomach fat. But since I am not […]
Read More...A mass, unexplained, horrific epidemic of death has hit the world, sending officials and news crews scrambling for answers. First, thousands of blackbirds rained down from the skies above Beebe, Arkansas. Then hundreds of blackbirds were found dead in Pointe Coupee Parish: “some of which were lying face down, clumped in groups, while others were […]
Read More...I know, it’s really hard. Impossible even. Considering the year we’ve just had, how to narrow the field down to 10? Ten people who truly deserve to be Whac-A-Moled. With the giant mallet used by Thorgrim in Arnold’s first Conan movie. So from 10th (absolutely deserves to be Whac-A-Moled) to 1st (who should whacked, tarred […]
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