If that old romantic Rooster Cogburn were here, he’d look you right in the eyes, er, eye, and say: “Nothing says I love you like non-lethal self defense.” Thankfully, you don’t need to spend hours at the mall to find the perfect weapon for that special someone, when everything she’ll ever want to shock, blind […]
Read More...I’m jet-lagged after spending at least 900 hours watching the Super Bowl yesterday. When I first moved to New Zealand in 1993, I remember taking a wee nap at the start of an All Blacks’ rugby match. Yes, that’s a capital offense in NZ, but I was new. Anyway, when I woke up, the game […]
Read More...Considering that everyone in the universe is now self-published on the interwebz, an epidemic of writer’s block might be a good thing. But nevertheless, here are 10 sure-fire ways to explode writer’s block, get way rich, and win at least nine Pulitzer prizes by noon. 1. Sit calmly. Think of peaceful things. Lakes, rivers, mountains. […]
Read More...Feb. 4, 2011 – FLASH SUPER BOWL NEWS UPDATE – PREVIOUSLY DEAD NFL GREAT BRETT FAVRE WILL START AT QUARTERBACK FOR BOTH SUPER BOWL TEAMS AND PLAY DRUMS FOR THE BLACK EYED PEAS DURING HALFTIME! DEVELOPING. (Previously filed story, January 5, 2011, New York) — The NFL has announced that Brett Favre will start EVERY […]
Read More...The advertisement frequently at the top of this blog (the one that pays me if you click, yes that one) seems to have changed. Gone is Secret Exercises for a Flat Tummy. Replaced by 5 Foods You Should Never Eat … if you want to cut down on stomach fat. But since I am not […]
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