Posts Tagged having a baby

Babies Should NOT Be Born in Embassy Suites

(Another story from my miraculous Okie ‘Merican vacation) Twenty-five years ago, I was sitting in a maternity “hospital” in Alexandria, Virginia, waiting for the missus to deliver our son, Eli. I actually thought we were in an examination room, because it looked like an Embassy Suite. I was sitting on a plush couch, talking on […]


We Will Not Stand for ‘Man Heels’!

OK, we admit it. I speak for all men in admitting that, as men of the male gender, we have done a few bad things. War, mullets and making toe lakes while standing up and peeing come to mind. Plus, 50 cent beer night, fart noises and golf. OK, maybe add large-bore paintball guns, remote […]