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Try to relax – ignore the al-Qaeda girdle monkey terrorists

Feeling a bit on edge? Not to worry. Have a warm cup of coco, put your feet up, and have a nice, relaxing read about current events. Then pack your guns and children in the sports utility vehicle and head to the bunker in South Dakota because of: Monkeys. The escalating arms race always worries […]


Shocking Gallup Poll Leads Rupert Murdock to Lady Gaga’s Thighs

A shocking Gallup poll shows that only 25% of Americans have a “great deal” or “quite a lot” of confidence in newspaper or television news, a 50% drop since 1995. Young Americans are now getting most of their “trusted” news from Facebook and celebrity tattoos. Young people – defined as the “21’s”, eg younger than […]