Posts Tagged har


Why? Because Blog Q&A’s Are Totally Googlitious

    (The following Q&A is being brought to you as a public service, and because some blog guru with the personality of kelp said Q&A’s were just HUGE when it comes to driving traffic and making Google your bitch.) Q: If LeBron James were 5-4 inches tall like the blog, would the blog be […]

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Why Women Could Never be Dave Barry, Me, or *Uranus

So Dave Barry and I are soaking our stiff necks in the bathtub this morning, and we think of 10 reasons why women could never be men. Starting with necks. (We get to *Uranus later). 1. At the first sign of neck stiffness, women would call all their friends, analyze the problem, share the names […]

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Augusta National– exactly like Norman’s Westwood… Well, sort of.

Sunday at the Masters: the roar, the incredible shot-making and the heart-stopping finish. It was EXACTLY like an EPIC round of golf played, circa 1974, at Norman’s Westwood municipal golf course. Honoring the policy of this blog, we will not name the high school players involved. Especially Todd, Gator, Steve and myself. Nor will we […]

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Hillary Does New Zealand: Lovely Country. Where are Hobbits? I had NOTHING to do with Election results!

Hillary Clinton in New Zealand, NOT campaigning at all, but very keen to flog U.S. Treasury notes, and donate to a home for unwed mothers that Bill so loves.

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Hog Tweets of the Twitter Kind

Every HogsAteMySister Tweet since Joe Biden was a little black child in Nigeria longing to be a Democrat.

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It’s ‘Segway’ not karma: Be careful what you make because it will kill you

The word “karma” is way overused and outdated. I propose we say “Segway” instead to make it more current. As in, “That had to be ‘Segway’ from actions in James Heselden’s past life, what with him owning the Segway company and dying when he ‘Segwayed’ off a cliff in River Wharfe.” West Yorkshire police do […]

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‘Set to Become World’s Most Powerful Woman?’

Oh Geez, with that headline, it has to be another story about Hillary Clinton, thought I. She’s always in the third world, doing Secretary of State stuff, trying to keep her husband away from soggy young female flood victims, and quietly sourcing sweatshop labor for her 2012 presidential run. Hillary has power, right? Then I […]

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