Posts Tagged guy stuff

Black Cats and the Great Oklahoma Ant War

  If you grew up in Norman, Oklahoma, the best thing about the Fourth of July was Black Cats. We spent hours and hours pushing the firecrackers into ant holes and blowing them up, just to show the stupid ants how patriotic we were. But the ants really weren’t that stupid. After a few kabooms, […]


Why Women Could Never be Dave Barry, Me, or *Uranus

So Dave Barry and I are soaking our stiff necks in the bathtub this morning, and we think of 10 reasons why women could never be men. Starting with necks. (We get to *Uranus later). 1. At the first sign of neck stiffness, women would call all their friends, analyze the problem, share the names […]