Posts Tagged guy stuff

Black Cats, Oklahoma Ant Wars and Guy Fawkes Kabooms

  Yesterday was *Guy Fawkes Day, which they celebrate in New Zealand by shooting off fireworks. It sounded like we were under fire from both flanks. It was so intense that the Crack Puppy, never bothered by kabooms in the past, was a basket case. I was torn. On one hand, I wanted to scream […]


Why Women Could Never be Dave Barry, Me, or *Uranus

So Dave Barry and I are soaking our stiff necks in the bathtub this morning, and we think of 10 reasons why women could never be men. Starting with necks. (We get to *Uranus later). 1. At the first sign of neck stiffness, women would call all their friends, analyze the problem, share the names […]