Posts Tagged GM Finance

10 Tips for Building A Stockade Fence & Having Back Fusion Surgery

  1.  Involve a 57 year old round man, the Chinese GM Finance, and the 24 year old professional musician man cub, who is five days away from a six-month contract aboard a cruise ship, and filled to the brim with the desire to NOT be on the fencing crew. 2. Make sure the back […]


If Death and Taxes Are the Options, I Will Take the Former Every Time

I cannot wait until tomorrow. Because I get to figure my General Sales Tax. Woohoo! The only thing I would rather do than that is carve out my eyeballs with a rusty Swiss army knife. Because I just love dealing with money. By which I mean, auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I do not have a healthy relationship with […]


Crack Puppy Walkies

“It’s a nice day. Why don’t you get some exercise and go walk the dogs. Take Ling Ling, too,” says the GM of Finance. Ugh. Walking the 100-pound semi-deaf, going-blind Moosedawg by himself is easy enough. Sure, for the first 100 yards or so he tries to drag me. But over the last 13 years, […]