Posts Tagged Fourth of July

Black Cats and the Great Oklahoma Ant War

  If you grew up in Norman, Oklahoma, the best thing about the Fourth of July was Black Cats. We spent hours and hours pushing the firecrackers into ant holes and blowing them up, just to show the stupid ants how patriotic we were. But the ants really weren’t that stupid. After a few kabooms, […]


American Vacation: Does This Shell Make My Turtle Butt Look Big?

  (Photos from my recent Okie ‘Merican vacation)   If a picture is worth 10,000 words, this blog must be worth a billion.  Give or take… This is *Jack (above photo).  Don’t hate him even though his butt has gotten so HUGE that he can’t properly close his shell, which must be a major embarrassment […]