Posts Tagged exercise

Gutbusters ‘R’ Us

Everybody is on my butt about my gut. Even the Crack Puppy. Recently, very unexpectedly, she did a savage WWWF-type body slam right into my unflexed, half-asleep-in-bed, middle-age, abs-of-pudding, gut. Ooommph. The immensity of that pain, plus more than the occasional pregnancy joke, has compelled us to once again go all *Jack LaLanne and buff […]


Gaga, Cher, Justin at Meat TV Awards

Let’s see. What’s in entertainment news? Lady Gaga contracts hoof and mouth disease at MTV awards. She is featured in a meat dress that showcases her rump roast, and glams it up with armadillo high heels featuring 12-inch stilettos. Slaughterhouse meets road kill fashion. Yummm. Cher, at 64, wears the same Fredericks of Hollywood see-through […]