Posts Tagged end of the world


Horror Typhoon of Deadly Death & Doom Slams Into New Zealand Killing Millions (Well, Almost)

  TV ANCHORMAN BOB LARGE: This Breaking News just in! The Met Service advises that New Zealand is in the direct path of Typhoon Lusi. This Category 3 typhoon is expected to slam into Northland later today with winds of 178 – 209 kilometers per hour. Authorities are warning that there could be torrential downpours and winds […]

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Okie DNA Downunder

Don’t mock me. Because when the end of the world comes and there is no electricity or running water or stuff, you will need people like me. Innovative people. People of the cheap. Okies. Like in regards to lawnmowers. We purchased our lawnmower 11 years ago for $30. If you add the cost of 11 […]

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Latest killer horror forebodings of doom

Be afraid. Be very afraid. And, no, I am not talking about 77-year-old Joan Collins in a skin-tight Oscars dress. I am talking about frickin killer African bees, a 20-legged walking cactus, and horror bacteria discovered at the Playboy Mansion.

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Try to relax – ignore the al-Qaeda girdle monkey terrorists

Feeling a bit on edge? Not to worry. Have a warm cup of coco, put your feet up, and have a nice, relaxing read about current events. Then pack your guns and children in the sports utility vehicle and head to the bunker in South Dakota because of: Monkeys. The escalating arms race always worries […]

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