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10 Great Reasons to Ask Santa for an Artificial Arm This Christmas!

So, Christmas is approaching, and you are wondering whether it would be totally bitchin if *Santa brought you an artificial arm. Don’t be stupid. Of course the answer is YES. Here are 10 proofs. 1. When there’s a wounded bee or scorpion or rattlesnake on the floor, while others are freaking out, you can casually […]