Posts Tagged dog training

Crack Puppy Update!

Awhile back, we thought about setting fire to $100 bills. But that would take too long to drive us into bankruptcy. So we bought a Crack Puppy instead. Yesterday the GM Finance and I spent a fortune at the vet. But it’s all worth it, and the investment is already paying off BIG TIME.


I are a dog-training idjit. You?

Stupid owner = stupid dog. I have the scars to prove it. I think I was four when the neighbor’s collie dog put its crocodile-like mouth completely around my little body and chomped. I’d gotten a cowboy outfit for Christmas, including red boots and a rope. I wanted Duchess to walk around like a cow […]