Posts Tagged designer dog

Eye Boogers & the Crack Puppy

  Aside from several members of the immediate family, there is nothing on Earth that the GM Finance loves more than the *Crack Puppy. This explains why Ling Ling III has been given a trendy green sweater. Why she gets chicken treats, and yam treats, and rawhide sticks. Plus Grade-A chicken, cooked tenderly and with […]


Crack Puppy Walkies

“It’s a nice day. Why don’t you get some exercise and go walk the dogs. Take Ling Ling, too,” says the GM of Finance. Ugh. Walking the 100-pound semi-deaf, going-blind Moosedawg by himself is easy enough. Sure, for the first 100 yards or so he tries to drag me. But over the last 13 years, […]


Dear Designer Dog Company – Our Order Enclosed

Dear Designer Dog Co., My last few off-the-rack dog purchases have left a lot to be desired. Bad eyes. Bad hips. REALLY BIG MOUTH. So that we don’t make a mistake when choosing our next dog, I’ve been studying the truly wonderful book “The Good, The Bad and the Furry”. And I’d like to order […]