I’ve been thinking about the Okie Thanksgivings of my youth in the 1960’s. And Dying Down Here in New Zealand, where it is just not the same, turkey notwithstanding. I really miss the “Turkeydays” of my youth, when you pulled the drapes shut tight to keep the bright sunlight out as you camped […]
Read More...Those Fatherly/Old Man/Okie moments when… … You are informed that there was really no need to buy the expensive microphone stand to replace the one Junior lost, because at his birthday party he is reminded by a friend that the missing mic stand has been at his house for months… … The sun is […]
Read More...1. Kiss a pig. 2. Take a leak off the Great Wall of China. 3. Taser at least one Kardashian sister. 4. Drink a beer from every country in the world. 5. Get a space-age prostate treatment so I can pee all these beers. 6. Get Wendi Deng to bitch slap Gok. 7. Go on […]
Read More...Ubersmart Dallas Cowboys Owner/Gm Jerry Jones has already shortlisted the 10 he’s really considering for his head coaching job. Lady Gaga, Peewee Herman and Mel Gibson head the list.
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