Posts Tagged Dallas Cowboys


Dez Bryant Should Have Grown Up on Nebraska Street

  I still think Dez caught that ball in Green Bay. And it was a great catch. But, to be honest, we made better catches on Nebraska Street when I was growing up in Norman. Dez only had to deal with one short defensive back. We had to deal with cars and trucks, concrete and […]

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Thanksgiving Thoughts From Down Under

    I’ve been thinking about the Okie Thanksgivings of my youth in the 1960’s. And Dying Down Here in New Zealand, where it is just not the same, turkey notwithstanding. I really miss the “Turkeydays” of my youth, when you pulled the drapes shut tight to keep the bright sunlight out as you camped […]

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That Moment When…

  Those Fatherly/Old Man/Okie moments when… … You are informed that there was really no need to buy the expensive microphone stand to replace the one Junior lost, because at his birthday party he is reminded by a friend that the missing mic stand has been at his house for months… … The sun is […]

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Hogs’ Bucket List – Part 1

1. Kiss a pig. 2. Take a leak off the Great Wall of China. 3. Taser at least one Kardashian sister. 4. Drink a beer from every country in the world. 5. Get a space-age prostate treatment so I can pee all these beers. 6. Get Wendi Deng to bitch slap Gok. 7. Go on […]

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Hog Tweets – Your biweekly summary. Who needs the news?

Biweekly summary of HogsAteMySister Twitter Hog Snort Tweets. From Obama to Mel to Nancy to TSA to Jerry Jones (get a rope), to beyond the universe.

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Memo to Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones: Here’s your Top 10 shortlist for head coaching job

Ubersmart Dallas Cowboys Owner/Gm Jerry Jones has already shortlisted the 10 he’s really considering for his head coaching job. Lady Gaga, Peewee Herman and Mel Gibson head the list.

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Dallas Cowboys Owner: ‘I promise we’ll be playing in the Super Bowl, my boy, just listen to old Jerry’

Jerry Jones said his Cowboys would be in Super Bowl XLV. And only a billionaire mastermind like JJ could pull this off, despite the Cowboy being 1-2010 and a national joke.

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