Posts Tagged curmudgeon

Questions That Haunt Me

  Are you supposed to send checks to people who retweet your Twitter tweets and ponies to the people who give you Facebook likes, or vice versa? I need to know soon, because the ponies out back are getting really loud. How can we have a SHRED of respect for so-called “Millenials” when they, overwhelming, […]


Curmudgeons ‘R’ Us

I am pleased to announce that I have been elected President of Curmudgeons R Us. At least I would be pleased, except that club rules prohibit that. We are not allowed to be pleased, happy or giddy. And there is NO smiling. Unless beer is involved.