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Ear Goop and Humpy Crack Puppies

  The duty has fallen to me to put medical ear goop into the Crack Puppy’s left ear. This is necessary because she is a Maltese/Shih-Tzu cross. And “Shih-Tzu”, in English, means “American Express Platinum cards accepted here.” So in addition to giving her 3/4 of a phenobarbitone tablet morning and night, wrapped in cheese, […]