Posts Tagged cher


Ronstadt, Farrah, Tina. I Loved Them All

Although I was, how shall we put this, “late to get in the game”, sigh, I had a vivid imagination. Let’s hop in my time machine and go back to my teenage years. Just to ogle the famous ladies who tripped my trigger way back when. Complete with semi-relevant back stories. Whoa. 1. Linda Ronstadt […]

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NFL NEWS FLASH — Brett Favre to Start Super Bowl!

Feb. 4, 2011 – FLASH SUPER BOWL NEWS UPDATE – PREVIOUSLY DEAD NFL GREAT BRETT FAVRE WILL START AT QUARTERBACK FOR BOTH SUPER BOWL TEAMS AND PLAY DRUMS FOR THE BLACK EYED PEAS DURING HALFTIME! DEVELOPING. (Previously filed story, January 5, 2011, New York) — The NFL has announced that Brett Favre will start EVERY […]

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Top 10 Whac-A-Moles 2010 – PLUS 2011 WINNER!

I know, it’s really hard. Impossible even. Considering the year we’ve just had, how to narrow the field down to 10? Ten people who truly deserve to be Whac-A-Moled. With the giant mallet used by Thorgrim in Arnold’s first Conan movie. So from 10th (absolutely deserves to be Whac-A-Moled) to 1st (who should whacked, tarred […]

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Gaga, Cher, Justin at Meat TV Awards

Let’s see. What’s in entertainment news? Lady Gaga contracts hoof and mouth disease at MTV awards. She is featured in a meat dress that showcases her rump roast, and glams it up with armadillo high heels featuring 12-inch stilettos. Slaughterhouse meets road kill fashion. Yummm. Cher, at 64, wears the same Fredericks of Hollywood see-through […]

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Nancy Pelosi Lesbian Kiss On Oprah

PR Strategist: Madam Speaker, we need to look at your popularity ratings. They’ve never been good, but they are officially in the toilet. Nancy Pelosi: How bad? PR: Well, with an aggressive PR campaign, we might get you above BP and Kim Jong-il, but you’d still trail Hitler and George Bush. Pelosi: Behind Dubya??? What […]

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