Posts Tagged Brett Favre


Scattershooting while thinking about Jerruh Bowl XLV

I’m jet-lagged after spending at least 900 hours watching the Super Bowl yesterday. When I first moved to New Zealand in 1993, I remember taking a wee nap at the start of an All Blacks’ rugby match. Yes, that’s a capital offense in NZ, but I was new. Anyway, when I woke up, the game […]

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NFL NEWS FLASH — Brett Favre to Start Super Bowl!

Feb. 4, 2011 – FLASH SUPER BOWL NEWS UPDATE – PREVIOUSLY DEAD NFL GREAT BRETT FAVRE WILL START AT QUARTERBACK FOR BOTH SUPER BOWL TEAMS AND PLAY DRUMS FOR THE BLACK EYED PEAS DURING HALFTIME! DEVELOPING. (Previously filed story, January 5, 2011, New York) — The NFL has announced that Brett Favre will start EVERY […]

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Scattershooting…

Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Blackie Sherrod… Judging by media reports, it would seem that the end of the world is near. Thousands of people are trapped at airports and could starve or spontaneously combust at any moment. Here’s a thought. If you plan on flying over Christmas, when there are blizzards, and ongoing […]

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Memo to Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones: Here’s your Top 10 shortlist for head coaching job

Ubersmart Dallas Cowboys Owner/Gm Jerry Jones has already shortlisted the 10 he’s really considering for his head coaching job. Lady Gaga, Peewee Herman and Mel Gibson head the list.

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Hog Tweets of the Twitter Kind

Every HogsAteMySister Tweet since Joe Biden was a little black child in Nigeria longing to be a Democrat.

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Live Chilean Mine Rescue Updates

(Read from bottom to top) Days later NPR fires 3 reporters who covered the Chilean mine rescue and called the miners “Chileans”. “We know racism when we see it,” said NPR’s PhD CEO III (D-NY). 3.46 a.m. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 3.45 a.m. BBC interrupts their LIVE CHILEAN RESCUE coverage to show a 3-hour-long Richard Attenborough doco on […]

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10 Things to do on a Crappy, Rainy Day

It’s dark and rainy and crappy outside. What to do? 1) Watch “how to be a blog millionaire” videos on the internet until you want to nuke all internet Wunderkinds. 2) Use your Swiss Army knife to try and scrape off that bump rash thing behind your knee that will NOT go away, despite visits […]

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