Posts Tagged beeg fun


Wilt Chamberlain and H. Ross Perot: The Long and Short of My Journalism Career

I must have interviewed a thousand people during my years in the journalism trenches. The most famous would’ve been *Wilt Chamberlain and H. Ross Perot — the long and short of my journalism career. Ahem. Fact: if you stood this blog on Perot’s shoulders, we’d almost be able to look Wilt in the eye.

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Valentine’s Day: Nothing says ‘I love you’ like pink weapons

If that old romantic Rooster Cogburn were here, he’d look you right in the eyes, er, eye, and say: “Nothing says I love you like non-lethal self defense.” Thankfully, you don’t need to spend hours at the mall to find the perfect weapon for that special someone, when everything she’ll ever want to shock, blind […]

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I are a dog-training idjit. You?

Stupid owner = stupid dog. I have the scars to prove it. I think I was four when the neighbor’s collie dog put its crocodile-like mouth completely around my little body and chomped. I’d gotten a cowboy outfit for Christmas, including red boots and a rope. I wanted Duchess to walk around like a cow […]

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5 foods to never eat or risk becoming a Walmart pinup

The advertisement frequently at the top of this blog (the one that pays me if you click, yes that one) seems to have changed. Gone is Secret Exercises for a Flat Tummy. Replaced by 5 Foods You Should Never Eat … if you want to cut down on stomach fat. But since I am not […]

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Top 10 Whac-A-Moles 2010 – PLUS 2011 WINNER!

I know, it’s really hard. Impossible even. Considering the year we’ve just had, how to narrow the field down to 10? Ten people who truly deserve to be Whac-A-Moled. With the giant mallet used by Thorgrim in Arnold’s first Conan movie. So from 10th (absolutely deserves to be Whac-A-Moled) to 1st (who should whacked, tarred […]

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Christmas is in the air, dead squirrels in the drive-thru

Ah, you know it’s the Christmas season when there’s a nip in the air, heavy snow in the Northeast, and squirrels are being thrown into the Hardee’s drive-thru window. To quote Bartonville police:”Hardee’s worker Deborah Roberts, who waited on Thompson, said that after Thompson placed his order, “he asked for extra nuts for his squirrel […]

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Top 10 Reasons to Kiss a Pig. Or a Hog. We are not picky.

10 reasons to kiss a pig. And more. Go on…

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