Posts Tagged Baldwin all likkered up

Boosting Boring Oscars With Tasers, Paintball Guns

I’ve seen so many headlines about OTHER movie awards that I thought the Oscars were already over. I’m bored. But I’ll tune in if they: o Give Alec Baldwin a telephone and let him get all likkered up before the showo Give Sean Penn a large mallet to play ‘Whack The Mole’ with 100 paparazzio […]