Archive for the Slutty Celebrities Category


Gaga, Cher, Justin at Meat TV Awards

Let’s see. What’s in entertainment news? Lady Gaga contracts hoof and mouth disease at MTV awards. She is featured in a meat dress that showcases her rump roast, and glams it up with armadillo high heels featuring 12-inch stilettos. Slaughterhouse meets road kill fashion. Yummm. Cher, at 64, wears the same Fredericks of Hollywood see-through […]

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Lady Gaga 7-day Scandal Forecast – Doing Everything Slutty Everywhere

Hyperbolic megastar Lady Gaga had a lazy weekend, leading at Lollapalooza, pipping Usain Bolt at the tape in Stockholm, holing out ahead of Tiger at Bridgestone, saving mankind by repelling the solar tsunami and hatching baby owlettes live at the Owl Box. “I so wanted to sunbathe with Michelle Obama in Spain and expose my […]

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Lindsay Lohan: 10 reasons why I love being in jail!

1) I look so effing hot in orange! Boilermaker suits rock! 2) Being with all these jail girls makes Sam sooo jealous! Bitch! 3) I own Twitter! Miley who? Paris WHO? 4) No ankle bracelet! 5) Reality TV here I come! My show? How about ‘Get out of jail free’! 6) Lockdown! I love to […]

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Shocking photo of Oksana Testifying Against Mel

Photo: Oksana, without makeup, gives secret testimony This exclusive surveillance photo, at left, was secretly snapped earlier today in court when Oksana Grigorieva provided shocking testimony against former lover, Mel Gibson. Her explosively, and pungent, evidence had previously been leaked – in high definition video and surround sound – to CNN, Fox News, ABC, NBC, […]

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Oksana Leads Slimeball of the Year Race

We may have a photo-finish for Slimeball of the Year 2010, and what an amazing group of professional and amateur slimeballs have made it to the finals led by: 1) Oksana Grigorieva, 39, who has bedded, babied, and bushwhacked AlcoMel Gibson, all part of a strategical Soviet plan to send melmillions her way. 2) Aimee […]

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Oprah and Fergie’s Phone Tap Scandal

(May 2010) Oprah: Sarah dear, what on earth were you thinking? Fergie: Stand in line, Oprah. Go ahead and beat me up. I’ve been bagged by every journalist in the UK. Oprah: And shagged by every sailor in Wales! Fergie: Well, it takes a tart to know a tart… So what am I going to […]

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Miley the Achy Breaky Lesbian Scandal

“OK, what have you got for us,” Billy Ray Cyrus asks the PR strategist, as his daughter Miley paints her toenails. “We’ve had 2.12 billion hits of Miley’s lap dance – that’s all screens and print. And we should top that with her lesbian kiss on Britain’s Got Talent,” says the PR. “Gimme the business […]

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