Archive for the Slightly insane Category


BaconPalooza — Our Urgent Call For Way More Bacon Holidays

We are well past time for National Public Holidays honoring bacon. And we don’t mean the lame-o Dec. 30 alleged “Bacon Day” that nobody know about. We’re talking the need for major, urgent changes to the United States of America’s Public Holidays. Day […]

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The Hog Tao of Super Bowl

*Lao Tzu, an older contemporary of Confucius, was keeper of the imperial archives in the province of Honan in the sixth century B.C. All his life he taught that “The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao”, which makes you wonder what exactly the guy was being paid for. Anyways, according to […]

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Blobfish Caption

  Caption: Selfie … which is why I normally wear a hat. (Editor’s note: This has been your high-brow humor for the day.) .

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Why? Because Blog Q&A’s Are Totally Googlitious

    (The following Q&A is being brought to you as a public service, and because some blog guru with the personality of kelp said Q&A’s were just HUGE when it comes to driving traffic and making Google your bitch.) Q: If LeBron James were 5-4 inches tall like the blog, would the blog be […]

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Ode to the Twinkie

I think that I shall never see a dessert that matches the lil Twinkie. So soft and rich and moist, it was always my foistest choice.

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Sochi & London Are Over — Prepare for Nekkidness and Rio!

We’ve enjoyed lighting Bolts, Dong Dongs and Lady Volleyballers in bikini bottoms at the London Olympics, and our share of ski bunnies, Putin, and pink-eyed Bob Costas in Sochi. Now we must focus on the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro (which translates literally to, “Whoa, did you see the medals on THAT?”). Our […]

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A Helpful Q&A for College Grads Seeking a Job in P.R.

The on-line advice I’ve seen recently being offered to grads trying to get a job in PR is sadly lacking. So I thought I’d boil down the wisdom I have acquired over the last 30 years into a brief but highly instructive Q & A. Q: Should I say I want to go into PR […]

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