Archive for the Mid-50s Denny Crane Category


Chickens Are Inevitable; So Don’t Squawk

What is it with women and chickens? My Singaporean Missus has wanted chickens for as long as I can remember. So, counting her, that raises the number of “pro-chicken” voters in my household to one. I am in the “Over my dead chicken pluckin’ body will we have chickens” demographic. Thankfully, I have managed […]

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HOG TREK — Boldly Going Where Only The Missus Has Gone Before

HOGS’ LOG HOGFLEET HOGDATE 3.11.2014 We put MissusFleet on a plane to Singapore 11 days ago. Since then, we have boldly gone where only the Missus has gone before. Our Mission will end on tomorrow night when she returns, unless we have destroyed the house, and, potentially, the universe by then, because we have a […]

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I Have Seen the Future of Rock’n’Roll, and His Name is Still Bruce Springsteen

I checked a big one off the bucket list last night when Bruce Springsteen and I finally got together at Mt. Smart Stadium. Words almost fail me, because it meant so much, and because it almost did not happen. I was totally devastated when Bruce’s first New Zealand concert sold out before I could grab tickets […]

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Venus & Mars and the Horking War

It is a very good thing that the Singaporean Missus and her sisters and brother will soon gather in Singapore, to bond, eat and walk around saying “soooooooo cheap”. Because otherwise, the Venus & Mars border clashes back in New Zealand would almost certainly escalate. We mention this because we were just enjoying a lazy […]

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This Never Happened

  But if it did happen. Which it did not. The niece who allegedly provided emergency advice on how to remove carbonized hamburger from the bottom of the Missus’ dainty little cooking pot thing would be back in the Will, big time. For the sake of this blog, we will pretend that it really did […]

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Yes, Virginia, There Are Okies in Tuxedos

First off, be advised that it was not easy for HOGS to get into that tuxedo at left OR to take a selfie while wearing it. But it was all worth it. Because I am now the proud owner of my first tuxedo. Just like a grownup or something. The return on investment is already […]

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BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE IS FINALLY COMING TO NEW ZEALAND!!!

I am on fire. The Boss is coming to New Zealand on 1 March! And not one damn day too soon. I was starting to wonder whether one of us would croak before we ever got to party together.

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