Archive for the End of the world (again) Category


It’s What You Do

(Hognote: make sure you read to the bottom.) Of all the things that I cannot believe — starting with how it’s possible to send this blog around the world using electricity — the thing I cannot believe the most is that I will attend my 40th high school reunion in two weeks. That means it’s been four decades since […]

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Horror Typhoon of Deadly Death & Doom Slams Into New Zealand Killing Millions (Well, Almost)

  TV ANCHORMAN BOB LARGE: This Breaking News just in! The Met Service advises that New Zealand is in the direct path of Typhoon Lusi. This Category 3 typhoon is expected to slam into Northland later today with winds of 178 – 209 kilometers per hour. Authorities are warning that there could be torrential downpours and winds […]

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Goodbye Everybody — Updated

Goodbye, people. We are not telling you “goodbye” because we have nothing left to live for, although that’s true, because nothing will ever top Clint Eastwood’s GOP convention speech, unless in 2016 Clint dresses up like a a duck and starts randomly shooting at Mainstream Media broadcasters. No, we are saying goodbye because we are […]

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Post Irene Panic Vacuum

A post-Irene panic vacuum has plagued America in the minutes following the demise of the latest killer horror hurricane from hell. “There is a huge post-Irene Panic Vacuum. It’s ominously huge and threatening,” according to the Administration’s Joe Putz (nephew of VP Joe Biden). “We were certain that Irene would destroy the earth and possibly […]

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Latest killer horror forebodings of doom

Be afraid. Be very afraid. And, no, I am not talking about 77-year-old Joan Collins in a skin-tight Oscars dress. I am talking about frickin killer African bees, a 20-legged walking cactus, and horror bacteria discovered at the Playboy Mansion.

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Death, death, everywhere! Details Live at 6

A mass, unexplained, horrific epidemic of death has hit the world, sending officials and news crews scrambling for answers. First, thousands of blackbirds rained down from the skies above Beebe, Arkansas. Then hundreds of blackbirds were found dead in Pointe Coupee Parish: “some of which were lying face down, clumped in groups, while others were […]

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Killer Horror Solar Tsunami, Planned Iran War, Oklahoma Dirt Dooms Us All

If you can read this, it probably means you are not dead. Yet. And that’s surprising considering: – the impending killer horror solar tsunami – the impending killer horror nuclear war with Iran (or was it Iraq?)– the impending killer horror EPA attack on Oklahoma’s dirt. Fox News wasn’t clear at press time whether or […]

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