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Top 10 Picks for New American Idol Judge

Ellen has danced off the Idol stage, and JLo’s booty has entered. But who’s to replace Simon Cowell? Hollywood bookies say the top 10 contenders are: 1) Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. As imminently likable as Cowell, and certain to boost voting when he calls Muslim tweenies to text jihad. 2) Geraldo Rivera. His ego dwarfs […]