Posts Tagged Oklahoma Humor


Chickens Are Inevitable; So Don’t Squawk

What is it with women and chickens? My Singaporean Missus has wanted chickens for as long as I can remember. So, counting her, that raises the number of “pro-chicken” voters in my household to one. I am in the “Over my dead chicken pluckin’ body will we have chickens” demographic. Thankfully, I have managed […]

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HOG TREK — Boldly Going Where Only The Missus Has Gone Before

HOGS’ LOG HOGFLEET HOGDATE 3.11.2014 We put MissusFleet on a plane to Singapore 11 days ago. Since then, we have boldly gone where only the Missus has gone before. Our Mission will end on tomorrow night when she returns, unless we have destroyed the house, and, potentially, the universe by then, because we have a […]

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Venus & Mars and the Horking War

It is a very good thing that the Singaporean Missus and her sisters and brother will soon gather in Singapore, to bond, eat and walk around saying “soooooooo cheap”. Because otherwise, the Venus & Mars border clashes back in New Zealand would almost certainly escalate into a nuclear conflict. We mention this because we were […]

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Bug Guts and Stick Dragons

  There is nothing quite as fulfilling as when you are driving down I-35 and you hit a big ol’ June Bug. Or a whole bunch of them. And those suckers go SPLAT, covering at least half your windshield. And always the half that you are looking out. Or that you were looking out. Until […]

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Speed Demon From an Early Age

  I was never a petrol-head. Probably because I could not afford it. But I was into fast machines on wheels, big time, when I was a kid. I am told that my mother rued the day that she gave me a pedal car. It was a fire truck like the one above, of course, […]

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