Tiger, leave your penis in the drawer

Sandra Bullock is every guy’s sweetheart.

Erin Nordegren may be the most beautiful woman alive.

So of course Jesse James has apparently had an 11 month affair with a skank demon tattooed woman. And Tiger’s wallered with the hogs – over a dozen, all white, all peroxide blonde bimbos.

It reminds me of Richard Pryor’s classic bit about wives who keep their husband’s penis in the drawer. “Honey, I was wondering, the guys are going fishing this weekend, and, you know, everyone’s taking their penis… Can I take mine?”

Ain’t gonna happen, Jesse and Tiger. Keep your hands in plain sight and move away from the drawer… Morons…

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